Are You Shopping Anywhere, Change The Color Of Your Hair, And Are You Busy.

This makes me sincerely hope that Cheesy Chip isn't dying those ginger gold locks of his



And this may be old news but I didn't hear it at the time.
Jeesh, a FG councillor thinks Brian 'Tartar Sauce' Cowen "would devour" Enda 'Cheesy chip' Kenny. Tartar Sauce eats Cheesy Chip...what a headline that would be! Then we'd have to find a new side course. Hmmm...I wonder if Tartar Sauce, Cheesy Chip, Head Bean could become the new Rock, Paper, Scissors ? Better copyright/patent (?) it just in case!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ??
TO GET AWAAAAY FROM ENDA KENNY! ;-)

I Hope You Didnt Catch A Tan (or MRSA), I Hope You Find The Right Man, Who'll Fix It For You.

With public opinion of Harney the way it is, and a cabinet re-shuffle coming up, do you think anyone might want to fix the health system for her ?


Hmm..so up until now, I haven't even given a PD or the PDs (all 7 of them) a mention. I generally try to pretend they don't exist (live in hope and all that). With members (baked beans) dropping like flies, it's not so hard but with Mary 'Head Bean' Harney still propping up the health system, it's hard to avoid them completely. You see baked beans and mushy peas don't really go together, do they ? Unfortunately though, we're lumped side by side on the plate of Irish politics. We've just gotta hope our juices don't mix, cause how disgusting would that be ? We've got our own unique flava. One which is going down well :)

Mushy is an optimist!

Did You Have To Go To Jail, Put Your House Out up For Sale, Did You Get A Good Lawyer.

Remember the days we could prove certain FFers were corrupt?

Who's looking forward to the Mahon Tribunal findings?

Oh Won't You Come On Over , Stop Making A Fool Out Of Mikey, Why Dont You Come On Over (just not via Ryan Air), Ms.Januar-eeee

Mushy is not a fan of Mikey and his shameful tactics (see below) at luring more and more people upon Ryan Air. Sex sells...
Ryan Air are as full of hot air as Miss January's...

Same to you Mikey ^^^ Same to you!!

It seems the Mikey 'Recycle Bin Material' O'Leary balloon needs more than one prick to deflate. Ireland is the 2nd biggest per capita producer of aviation emissions. A stat to be proud of or what ? Cheers Mikey. If you, like Mushy, agree that it's time for direct action to constrain the forcasted growth in aviation, check out this website or email dublin@planestupid.com



Jazzbiscuit

Since I've Come Home, Well My Body's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your ginger Hair, And The Way You Like To Dress.

Enda 'Cheesy chip' Kenny...


Mushy agrees wholeheartedly with Simon Cowell. You must check out the video below..

Green Party achievements in Gov

And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I Paint A Picture.

Nearly a year and a half ago the Greens (mushy pea party) painted a picture of the Ireland they wanted, through the voices of our future. I am just one mushy pea (party member) but it is my right to wonder how far we've come since we've been sitting alongside The Cod... Ponder the video and then click the link :)





Green Party achievements in Gov

Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water (or the dinner menu)

This past week saw the media say 'ta-ta and bye-bye' to Bertie as we know him...or as you know him, I should say. You know him as Bertie Ahern, the teflon Taoiseach. I know him as the Lemon Juice sprinkled upon The Cod, that sits beside me, the Mushy Pea, on the plate of Irish politics. Ol' Lemon Juice is not a bad fella. Corrupt maybe ? The tribunal is out on that one...but overall, his charmisa and funny gaffes have made The Cod that bit more palatable this past decade or so.

Indo article


Now we must look to the future with Brian 'Tartar Sauce' Cowen bringing a new distinctive flavour to The Cod. At his first news conference since being elected leader-designate of The Cod, Tartar Sauce said that he would "bring his own style to the job of Taoiseach" and "not do anything illegal". Genius! So it is with bittersweet thoughts that we big adieu to Bertie 'Lemon Juice' Ahern and with cautious hope we welcome the rough-but-ready Brian 'Tartar Sauce' Cowen.


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Love is a Losing Game

mush·y

adj. mush·i·er, mush·i·est

1. Resembling mush in consistency; soft.

2. Informal

a. Excessively sentimental. See Synonyms at sentimental.

b. Given to or displaying mawkish affection or amorousness.

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pea

n.

1. A member of the pea family.

2. A Eurasian climbing annual vine (Pisum sativum) cultivated in all temperate zones, having compound leaves with terminal leaflets modified into tendrils and globose, edible seeds enclosed in a green, elongated pod.

3. The seed of this plant, used as a vegetable.

4. also peas The unopened pods of this plant.

5. Any of several plants of the genus Lathyrus, such as the sweet pea or the beach pea.

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i·ro·ny

n. pl. i·ro·nies

1.

a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit¹.

2.

a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" Richard Kain.

b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

3. Dramatic irony.

4. Socratic irony.

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